All Teen Hardcore scored immediate points with me by using the phrases ‘cock sockets’ and ‘knob gobbling’ on its opening page. Good start! Its tour pages also claim 250,000 pictures and 175,000 videos on behalf of the site, which is a hell of a lot to live up to, but also claimed to have teen hotties Gauge and Pixie on board as well. Otherwise, the tour pages are largely sparse with not much in the way of samples unfortunately – and you could do with them on a site costing $38.76 per month

They don’t get anywhere near 175,000 videos, so I don’t know where they get that figure from, and it does seem so unnecessary because the 6,000 or so videos they DO have is a massive figure anyway. They do hit their 250,000+ photo figure though, so unquestionably there is a massive amount of porn to wade through here, probably enough to justify the price tag. It does also spread itself across several notable niches as well so it does potentially appeal to a big audience.

The presentation doesn’t exactly shine with several rather perfunctory categories and the minimum of download options on the videos, and you can forget it in terms of keeping track of new content too. This is a bit like the porn version of an all-you-can-eat buffet though. It’s more money than you really want to pay and after a while you know you should probably stop, but you convince yourself to keep going and have a little bit more because you know there’s so much more where that came from. Which I rather think is a good thing!